Thursday, June 12, 2008

Feminity at its best?

The bearer, the beautifier and soother called Women…

I respect women, actually I love women.. to watch, to romance, to learn from, to walk together.. to speak to… Women’s ability to bring in comfort to anyone is immediate… just a smile and the voice… why just the scent of a women is itself soothing for any crude hearted… They could make anything look good with just their touch, they could make any sickness go away with just a caress… any worries to fade away with a kiss… and any dream achievable by just sitting with you… they bring the best out of anyone …they bring light, joy, love and even wisdom into a circle…
I have seen several women in my walk of life… interestingly… every one of them were different… call my education and interest in quality , I do something called as grouping… the old trick from the book where you categorize people in the forms of common characteristics…. Well I know no women appreciates comparing… and would like to believe they are unique… I don’t disagree to that … I just am putting some characteristics into grouping…
I wouldn’t pen down my entire analysis.. Trust me you wouldn’t like it… so am just penning what I call as major or strong characteristics… being a man , I shall try to please you in my words try to curb my curt insults if any…
Inspite of the splendid qualities they carry, the magnanimous wonders that they are..Every women is ruled by a few primary demons as I may call it… Some of major ones amusingly are ridiculous… Insecurity being the primary, every women or atleast 97.9% of the women suffer from insecurity not insecure about others in life well that is a part of them but what am specifying is their insecurity is about themselves… Every women good looking or not, fat or slim, tall or short..Most feel they are putting on weight….amusingly even lean ones want to reduce some more… If they are a bit taller they feel insecure of that could actually see women stooping and walking as if that would reduce the centimeters, well even more amusing ones in the insecurity of their physique is , people stooping for having according to them bigger breasts.. hehe… That’s of the insecurity of their body… insecure of being not so lady like.. confused ..well every women ensures that their standards according to others perception is high… they cannot stand others think that they are being slutty or easy or flirty or whatever.. so every movement of them especially when they are with a man is governed in wondering how would this action of mine reflect… that reflection is good…however this brings in doubt to their every move, they want to kiss , no they don’t want to kiss.. then they kiss.. and they ask “ you don’t think am easy do you?... Cute indeed but why this confusion….if a man leaves them they something is wrong with them hence that happened…

2nd primary characteristics I observed is their they tend to be exploitative, well yes exploitative around 94%… they somehow being themselves and men that are fools often give in .. then onwards its womens incessant need to exploit and conquer everything that man has…Primarily his time… it is like a must that a man should call her to say how much he misses her or loves as many time as he can or the hells loose… It provides no justification to if he is genuinely busy or was amidst hell and was unable to do the duty, but for a women that’s an insult. if a man doesn’t call them after the first date they feel like a fool..for all you know they stop being in touch with the person, switch off the phone.. Darn Dramatic.. but that’s women… so they conquer time.. they don’t stop there they want ownership over every other thing of his, his thoughts, his attention, they even want to share the bed, and house and everything.. now for the need of the physical favour or for genuine love, men give women all the authority on them. Right or wrong am no one to judge am just stating what I gathered. If you don’t let them ….

Well you stay single like me…

Nidhish

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

(hehee)Agree. WOMEN ARE EXCITING! Thanks for your thought and time investment in trying to understand the species - honored. :P

gaurika said...

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........hey, are u missing something??? what was the sample size for ur survey...:-D